Adelaide

Submitted by J. Bull on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 02:37.

I was out the back of centrelink the other day and these aliens in blue uniforms electrocuted me with weird electric hand guns. They took me into the ufo in weird combined hand bracelets and took my stuff. They let me out after some weird probing and I ran home. And all my alcohol was missing when I got home. How did they know where I live? I personally blame George Bush, even though technically I don't live in America (not all UFO's are in Texas). And then I had to sleep and throw up a lot. It felt like a weird, sticky hangover. But I did get the aliens name from his badge. Only I forgot everything the next morning.